This list was submitted by USER01081 on Monday, December 23rd, 2002 at 9:45 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
9 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
8 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
7 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
6 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
5 | Sharon Osbourne | Alive | ? |
4 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
3 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
2 | Johnny Ramone | September 15th, 2004 | 55 |
1 | Johnny PayCheck | February 19th, 2003 | 64 |
22 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021