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This list was submitted by USER01081 on Monday, December 23rd, 2002 at 9:45 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
9Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
8Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
7Madame Chiang Kai-Shek October 23rd, 2003106
6Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
5Sharon OsbourneAlive?
4Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
3Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
2Johnny RamoneSeptember 15th, 200455
1Johnny PayCheck February 19th, 200364
22 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021