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This list was submitted by Die Now on Friday, December 20th, 2002 at 7:59 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
9Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
8Charles DurningDecember 24th, 201289
7Don KnottsFebruary 24th, 200681
6Ed McMahonJune 23rd, 200986
5Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
4Fyvush FinkelAugust 14th, 201693
3Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
2Henry KissingerAlive97
1Hunter S. ThompsonFebruary 20th, 200567
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999