This list was submitted by PolKat on Sunday, September 29th, 2002 at 10:26 AM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
9 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
8 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
7 | Ray Bradbury | June 6th, 2012 | 91 |
6 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
4 | Louis Farrakhan | Alive | 92 |
3 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
2 | Christopher Reeve | October 10th, 2004 | 52 |
1 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003