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This list was submitted by PolKat on Sunday, September 29th, 2002 at 10:26 AM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
9Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
8Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
7Ray BradburyJune 6th, 201291
6Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
5Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
4Louis FarrakhanAlive92
3Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
2Christopher ReeveOctober 10th, 200452
1Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003