This list was submitted by cape cadaver on Thursday, September 26th, 2002 at 12:46 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
8 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
7 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
6 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
5 | Wellington Mara | October 25th, 2005 | 89 |
4 | Byron Nelson | September 26th, 2006 | 94 |
3 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
2 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
1 | Sammy Gravano | Alive | 79 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998