This list was submitted by USER01130 on Thursday, April 11th, 2002 at 5:52 AM PDT for The March '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 9 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 8 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Elia Kazan | September 28th, 2003 | 94 |
| 6 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 5 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 4 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 3 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 2 | Arthur Clarke | March 19th, 2008 | 90 |
| 1 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 12 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003