This list was submitted by USER00173 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Paul Dooley | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
| 8 | Buffalo Bob Smith | July 30th, 1998 | 80 |
| 7 | Robert Morgan | May 22nd, 1998 | 70 |
| 6 | Barbara Cartland | May 21st, 2000 | 98 |
| 5 | Richard Harris | October 25th, 2002 | 72 |
| 4 | Mel Torme | June 5th, 1999 | ? |
| 3 | Frank Sinatra | May 14th, 1998 | 82 |
| 2 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 1 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 18 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003