This list was submitted by USER02644 on Sunday, April 7th, 2002 at 6:13 AM PDT for The March '02 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
9 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
8 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
7 | Jim Marshall | Alive | ? |
6 | Juan Antonio Samaranch | April 21st, 2010 | 89 |
5 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
4 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
3 | Jane Wyman | September 10th, 2007 | 90 |
2 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
1 | Julie Harris | August 24th, 2013 | 87 |
13 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998