This list was submitted by USER03819 on Thursday, April 4th, 2002 at 3:42 AM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | Harold Pinter | December 24th, 2008 | 78 |
| 8 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 7 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 6 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
| 5 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
| 4 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 3 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
| 2 | Jack Buck | June 18th, 2002 | 77 |
| 1 | Penny Singleton | November 12th, 2003 | 95 |
| 17 points | 3 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999