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The March '02 Lee Jr.

Venus Lovemotion

Submitted by DePressED on February 28, 2002.

Score
3hits so far
14tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Harold PinterDec 24, 2008 Dec 24, 2008 78
9 Tom LaughlinDec 12, 2013 Dec 12, 2013 82
8 Johnny OatesDec 24, 2004 Dec 24, 2004 58
7 John Gotti hitJun 10, 2002 Jun 10, 2002 61
6 Lester MaddoxJun 25, 2003 Jun 25, 2003 87
5 Jack Buck hitJun 18, 2002 Jun 18, 2002 77
4 Larry DobyJun 18, 2003 Jun 18, 2003 79
3 Roone ArledgeDec 5, 2002 Dec 5, 2002 71
2 Rosemary Clooney hitJun 29, 2002 Jun 29, 2002 74
1 Sarah BradyApr 3, 2015 Apr 3, 2015 73

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.