This list was submitted by DePressED on Thursday, February 28th, 2002 at 9:52 PM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
| 8 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 7 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
| 6 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 5 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 4 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
| 3 | Rosemary Clooney | June 29th, 2002 | 74 |
| 2 | Al Hirschfeld | January 20th, 2003 | 99 |
| 1 | Jack Buck | June 18th, 2002 | 77 |
| 18 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998