This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Thursday, February 28th, 2002 at 6:57 PM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 9 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 8 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 7 | Patsy Ramsey | June 24th, 2006 | 49 |
| 6 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 5 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 2 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
| 1 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
| 14 points | 3 hits | ||
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002