This list was submitted by USER01583 on Thursday, February 28th, 2002 at 11:06 AM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||John Gotti||June 10th, 2002||?|
|9||Lester Maddox||June 25th, 2003||87|
|8||Roone Arledge||December 5th, 2002||71|
|7||Patsy Ramsey||June 24th, 2006||49|
|6||Katharine Hepburn||June 29th, 2003||96|
|5||Fay Wray||August 8th, 2004||96|
|4||Sandra Dee||February 20th, 2005||62|
|3||Jane Wyman||September 10th, 2007||90|
|2||Penny Singleton||November 12th, 2003||95|
|1||Alice Ghostley||September 21st, 2007||83|
|10 points||1 hit|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003