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This list was submitted by USER01583 on Thursday, February 28th, 2002 at 11:06 AM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
8Roone ArledgeDecember 5th, 200271
7Patsy RamseyJune 24th, 200649
6Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
5Fay WrayAugust 8th, 200496
4Sandra DeeFebruary 20th, 200562
3Jane WymanSeptember 10th, 200790
2Penny SingletonNovember 12th, 200395
1Alice GhostleySeptember 21st, 200783
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003