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This list was submitted by 1BCeltics on Wednesday, February 27th, 2002 at 6:46 AM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Roone ArledgeDecember 5th, 200271
9Ted Williams July 5th, 2002?
8Herman Talmadge March 21st, 200288
7Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
6Ian HolmJune 19th, 202088
5Saddam HusseinDecember 29th, 200669
4Art DonovanAugust 4th, 201388
3Betty HuttonMarch 11th, 200786
2I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
1James ArnessJune 3rd, 201188
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021