This list was submitted by USER01013 on Wednesday, February 27th, 2002 at 6:16 AM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
9 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
8 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
7 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
6 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
5 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
4 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
3 | Freddy Fender | October 14th, 2006 | 69 |
2 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
1 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
22 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998