This list was submitted by USER03931 on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2002 at 3:44 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
9 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
7 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
6 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
5 | Gene Wilder | August 29th, 2016 | 83 |
4 | Freddy Fender | October 14th, 2006 | 69 |
3 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
2 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
1 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
12 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021