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This list was submitted by USER03931 on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2002 at 3:44 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
6Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
5Gene WilderAugust 29th, 201683
4Freddy FenderOctober 14th, 200669
3Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
2Bob Hayes September 18th, 200259
1Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021