POPE 09 — Stiffs.com

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	John Gotti	June 10th, 2002	?
9	Roone Arledge	December 5th, 2002	71
8	Lester Maddox	June 25th, 2003	87
7	King Fahd	July 31st, 2005	84
6	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
5	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
4	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
3	Bob Hayes	September 18th, 2002	59
2	Johnny Cash	September 12th, 2003	71
1	Yasser Arafat	November 11th, 2004	75
22 points		3 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021