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This list was submitted by USER00141 on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2002 at 2:45 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
6Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
5Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
4Bill Blass June 12th, 200279
3Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
2Leni RiefenstahlSeptember 8th, 2003101
1Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon March 30th, 200294
5 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003