This list was submitted by USER02729 on Friday, January 18th, 2002 at 1:52 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 8 | Le Duc Anh | April 22nd, 2019 | 98 |
| 7 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 6 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
| 5 | William Manchester | June 1st, 2004 | 82 |
| 4 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 3 | Aaron Spelling | June 23rd, 2006 | 83 |
| 2 | Larry Kramer | May 27th, 2020 | 84 |
| 1 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
| 16 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998