This list was submitted by USER00965 on Thursday, January 17th, 2002 at 10:08 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 8 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 7 | Herman Talmadge | March 21st, 2002 | 88 |
| 6 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
| 5 | Freddy Fender | October 14th, 2006 | 69 |
| 4 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 3 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 2 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 1 | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | April 17th, 2014 | 87 |
| 23 points | 3 hits |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005