This list was submitted by USER02717 on Wednesday, January 16th, 2002 at 5:40 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
| 8 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
| 7 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
| 6 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 5 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 4 | Bashful Brother Oswald | October 17th, 2002 | 90 |
| 3 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
| 2 | Dave McNally | December 1st, 2002 | ? |
| 1 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
| 45 points | 7 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014