This list was submitted by USER02802 on Monday, January 7th, 2002 at 10:26 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
9 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
8 | Spike Milligan | February 27th, 2002 | 83 |
7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
6 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
5 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
4 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
3 | Captain Beefheart | December 17th, 2010 | 69 |
2 | Byron Nelson | September 26th, 2006 | 94 |
1 | Elia Kazan | September 28th, 2003 | 94 |
17 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999