This list was submitted by USER00425 on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 11:24 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 9 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 8 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
| 7 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
| 6 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 5 | Waylon Jennings | February 13th, 2002 | 64 |
| 4 | Mary Tyler Moore | January 25th, 2017 | 80 |
| 3 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
| 2 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
| 1 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
| 12 points | 2 hits |
Marshall McLuhan once called him "the first radio novelist." Interestingly, he once called Marshall McLuhan "a dried up old bag of shit."
(d) October 16th, 1999