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This list was submitted by SeaPepto on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 6:10 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Dudley Moore March 27th, 200266
8Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
7Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
6Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
5Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
4Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
3Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
2Ted Williams July 5th, 2002?
1Darryl StrawberryAlive63
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998