Heaven's Doorknockers — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER01127 on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 6:28 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	John Gotti	June 10th, 2002	?
9	Tom Laughlin	December 12th, 2013	82
8	Bob Hayes	September 18th, 2002	59
7	Lester Maddox	June 25th, 2003	87
6	Jack Buck	June 18th, 2002	77
5	Ronnie Biggs	December 18th, 2013	84
4	Eddie Van Halen	October 6th, 2020	65
3	Freddy Fender	October 14th, 2006	69
2	Sheb Wooley	September 16th, 2003	82
1	Herman Talmadge	March 21st, 2002	88
25 points		4 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Here's another musician (keyboards) who claims to have played on every single Motown record from the '60s and '70s, and that for all of those sessions, he was paid a total of $80. Aren't there, like, a bunch of these guys now?

(d) November 10th, 2002