This list was submitted by USER03603 on Sunday, September 2nd, 2001 at 7:30 AM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
9 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
8 | Jack LaLanne | January 23rd, 2011 | 96 |
7 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
6 | Foster Brooks | December 20th, 2001 | 89 |
5 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
4 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
3 | Andy Rooney | November 5th, 2011 | 92 |
2 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
1 | Winona Ryder | Alive | ? |
6 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998