This list was submitted by Grim Rapper on Wednesday, February 28th, 2001 at 9:17 AM PST for The March '01 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Timothy McVeigh | June 11th, 2001 | ? |
| 9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 8 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
| 7 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 6 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
| 5 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 3 | John Lee Hooker | June 21st, 2001 | 83 |
| 2 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 1 | Art Buchwald | January 17th, 2007 | 81 |
| 13 points | 2 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999