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This list was submitted by USER02703 on Saturday, January 13th, 2001 at 4:41 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Al McGuire January 26th, 200172
9Dudley MooreMarch 27th, 200266
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Carroll O'Connor June 21st, 200176
6Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
5Peggy LeeJanuary 21st, 200281
4Sheb WooleySeptember 16th, 200382
3Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
2Gene WilderAugust 29th, 201683
1Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999