This list was submitted by USER02703 on Saturday, January 13th, 2001 at 4:41 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Al McGuire | January 26th, 2001 | 72 |
9 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
7 | Carroll O'Connor | June 21st, 2001 | 76 |
6 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
5 | Peggy Lee | January 21st, 2002 | 81 |
4 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
3 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
2 | Gene Wilder | August 29th, 2016 | 83 |
1 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
17 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999