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This list was submitted by Jon00060 on Wednesday, January 10th, 2001 at 10:22 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Al McGuire January 26th, 200172
9Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6John GottiJune 10th, 2002?
5Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
4Jack Lemmon June 27th, 200176
3Gene WilderAugust 29th, 201683
2Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
1Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
14 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999