The straight story is that he had terminal cancer and killed himself. You find a punch line in that.
Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon. Whoever gets the most right wins.
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As the world bids farewell to this emphysema-ridden blow-hard, we'd like to join his son Christopher in saying, "Thank you for smoking."
(d) February 27th, 2008