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This list was submitted by hop1962 on Wednesday, January 10th, 2001 at 1:31 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
7Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
6Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
5John GottiJune 10th, 2002?
4George W. BushAlive?
3Princess MargaretFebruary 9th, 200271
2Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
1Louis FarrakhanAlive92
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003