This list was submitted by hop1962 on Wednesday, January 10th, 2001 at 1:31 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 8 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 6 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 5 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 4 | George W. Bush | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Princess Margaret | February 9th, 2002 | 71 |
| 2 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 1 | Louis Farrakhan | Alive | 92 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003