This list was submitted by USER03495 on Friday, January 5th, 2001 at 4:34 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Balthasar Klossowski de Rola | February 18th, 2001 | 92 |
| 9 | Dale Evans | February 7th, 2001 | 88 |
| 8 | Desmond Tutu | December 26th, 2021 | 90 |
| 7 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
| 6 | Jack Lemmon | June 27th, 2001 | 76 |
| 5 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 4 | Archibald Cox | May 29th, 2004 | 92 |
| 3 | Maurice Papon | February 17th, 2007 | 96 |
| 2 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 1 | Elia Kazan | September 28th, 2003 | 94 |
| 25 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998