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This list was submitted by USER01063 on Friday, December 29th, 2000 at 12:11 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
8Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Eddie AlbertMay 26th, 200599
5Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
4Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
3Elia KazanSeptember 28th, 200394
2Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
1Imogene Coca June 2nd, 2001?
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999