This list was submitted by USER01130 on Wednesday, December 27th, 2000 at 8:47 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
8 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
7 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
4 | Imogene Coca | June 2nd, 2001 | ? |
3 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
2 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
1 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
4 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021