This list was submitted by USER00965 on Sunday, January 2nd, 2000 at 9:34 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 9 | Cliff Robertson | September 10th, 2011 | 88 |
| 8 | Tony Blair | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Not Famous | ||
| 6 | Roseanne Barr | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
| 4 | Sean Connery | October 31st, 2020 | 90 |
| 3 | Not Famous | ||
| 2 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 1 | Norman Wisdom | October 4th, 2010 | 95 |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998