This list was submitted by USER00965 on Sunday, January 2nd, 2000 at 8:33 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 9 | Don Knotts | February 24th, 2006 | 81 |
| 8 | Carroll O'Connor | June 21st, 2001 | 76 |
| 7 | Ed Asner | August 29th, 2021 | 91 |
| 6 | Rodney Dangerfield | October 5th, 2004 | 82 |
| 5 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
| 4 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
| 3 | Marlon Brando | July 2nd, 2004 | 80 |
| 2 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
| 1 | Arnold Palmer | September 25th, 2016 | 87 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998