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This list was submitted by USER00965 on Sunday, January 2nd, 2000 at 3:26 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
9Walter Matthau July 1st, 200079
8Maurice Richard May 27th, 200078
7Morton DowneyMarch 12th, 200157
6Elisabeth Kubler-RossAugust 24th, 200478
5Ian Dury March 27th, 200057
4Desmond TutuDecember 26th, 202190
3Donald O'ConnorSeptember 27th, 200378
2Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
1Le Duc AnhApril 22nd, 201998
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999