This list was submitted by USER00965 on Sunday, January 2nd, 2000 at 3:26 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
9 | Walter Matthau | July 1st, 2000 | 79 |
8 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
7 | Morton Downey | March 12th, 2001 | 57 |
6 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
5 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
4 | Desmond Tutu | December 26th, 2021 | 90 |
3 | Donald O'Connor | September 27th, 2003 | 78 |
2 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
1 | Le Duc Anh | April 22nd, 2019 | 98 |
22 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999