This list was submitted by SatiricalAlexandria on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 6:26 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 9 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 |
| 8 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 7 | Lee Grant | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Estelle Parsons | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 100 |
| 3 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 99 |
| 2 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Imelda Marcos | Alive | ? |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
If you mix up the letters in his name, you get "Die, Mr. Van Ill". Isn't that CRAZY? No? Well, OK. That's all we got.
(d) November 16th, 2016