This list was submitted by SirJacob on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 6:13 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the itdidntstartyet Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 100 |
| 7 | Doc Severinsen | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 100 |
| 5 | Cleo Laine | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 3 | Tippi Hedren | Alive | 96 |
| 2 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 95 |
| 1 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
That's not his real name, of course. Before launching his distinguished career in broadcast journalism, he had the good sense to change it from the one he was born with, Johnny Blowitoutyourass.
(d) March 4th, 1998