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This list was submitted by trail of blood on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 6:08 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Nancy Sinatra	Alive	?
9	Petula Clark	Alive	93
8	Phil Collins	Alive	75
7	Mel Brooks	Alive	100
6	Alan Greenspan	Alive	100
5	Mick Jagger	Alive	83
4	Eva Saint	Alive	?
3	Kim Novak	Alive	92
2	Dick Van Dyke	Alive	100
1	John Dean	Alive	?
0 points		0 hits

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There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.

(d) January 17th, 2001