Sad News from Hollywood — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Bagger on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 5:40 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Dick Van Dyke	Alive	100
9	Imelda Marcos	Alive	?
8	Doc Severinsen	Alive	?
7	Alan Greenspan	Alive	100
6	Tom Brokaw	Alive	86
5	Eva Saint	Alive	?
4	Gene Shalit	Alive	100
3	Mel Brooks	Alive	100
2	Jesse Jackson	Alive	84
1	Yoko Ono	Alive	93
0 points		0 hits

Guess the Stiff!

There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.

(d) November 21st, 2000