This list was submitted by Princess Tessa on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 4:58 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the itdidntstartyet Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 8 | Joe Biden | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 6 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 5 | Bruce Willis | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 3 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Buzz Aldrin | Alive | 96 |
| 1 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 64 |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
The noted Mayan scholar and historian, of course. Not only did we not know who she was when she was alive, but she was dead for a week before somebody finally pointed out that she was on a list. What are we, the goddamned FBI?
(d) April 18th, 1998