Don't Die Just For Me

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This list was submitted by Cheswick on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 10:35 AM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe BidenAlive?
9Dick Van DykeAlive100
8Liza MinnelliAlive80
7Julie NewmarAlive92
6Ruth BuzziMay 1st, 202588
5David AttenboroughAlive100
4Mel BrooksAlive100
3Donald TrumpAlive80
2Sam DonaldsonAlive92
1Al RokerAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a cancer on my prostate. Once the prostate goes above 50mph, the cancer is armed. If it drops below 50, your ex-wife takes all your money. What do you do? What do you do?

(d) May 29th, 2010