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The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Saw The Light 3 - ALT

Submitted by SAW THE LIGHT on December 31, 2025.

Score
1hit so far
9tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Bruce WillisAlive Alive ?
9 Eva Saint hitOct 6, 2026 Oct 6, 2026 102
8 Doc SeverinsenAlive Alive ?
7 Dick Van DykeAlive Alive 100
6 Clint EastwoodAlive Alive 96
5 Mel BrooksAlive Alive 100
4 Donald TrumpAlive Alive 80
3 Mitch McConnellAlive Alive ?
2Waiting on the Fame Committee
1 Yoko OnoAlive Alive 93

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The essence of Catch-22 is that if you are concerned enough for your safety to ask to be declared insane, then you are sane enough to go into battle. The essence of Catch-23 is that if you stop breathing, you can't write anymore.