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The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Boys to Ghosts

Submitted by emilybecker01 on December 25, 2025.

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The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Barry ManilowAlive Alive ?
9 Rudy GiulianiAlive Alive ?
8 Jay LenoAlive Alive 76
7 Bruce WillisAlive Alive ?
6 Joe BidenAlive Alive ?
5 Mel BrooksAlive Alive 100
4 Benjamin NetanyahuAlive Alive 77
3 Jack NicholsonAlive Alive 89
2 Ralph LaurenAlive Alive ?
1 William ShatnerAlive Alive 95

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.