This list was submitted by ScornForSega on Wednesday, December 17th, 2025 at 5:59 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Donald Trump | Alive | 79 |
| 9 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 |
| 8 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 7 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 6 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 100 |
| 3 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 99 |
| 2 | Berry Gordy | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Buzz Aldrin | Alive | 96 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
This 101-year-old Scottish writer was a source of considerable controversy during her lifetime. No, not because of the sexual themes she explored in the '30s, or her vocal campaigning for abortion rights, but how many Scottish chicks do you know named Naomi?
(d) January 11th, 1999