This list was submitted by TheyComeInThrees on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 8:21 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
9 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
8 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
7 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
6 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
5 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 99 |
4 | June Lockhart | Alive | ? |
3 | Marv Levy | Alive | 99 |
2 | Doc Severinsen | Alive | ? |
1 | Bruce Willis | Alive | ? |
0 points | 0 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000