This list was submitted by Uncle Stiffy on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 8:09 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
| 9 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 8 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
| 7 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 |
| 6 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Mamie Van Doren | Alive | 94 |
| 4 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 99 |
| 3 | Ron Jeremy | Alive | 72 |
| 2 | Robert Redford | Alive | 89 |
| 1 | Pope Francis | Alive | 88 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The noted Mayan scholar and historian, of course. Not only did we not know who she was when she was alive, but she was dead for a week before somebody finally pointed out that she was on a list. What are we, the goddamned FBI?
(d) April 18th, 1998