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This list was submitted by Uncle Stiffy on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 8:09 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dick Van DykeAlive99
9Mel BrooksAlive99
8Alan GreenspanAlive99
7David AttenboroughAlive99
6Eva SaintAlive?
5Mamie Van DorenAlive94
4Gene ShalitAlive99
3Ron JeremyAlive72
2Robert RedfordAlive89
1Pope FrancisAlive88
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Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013