This list was submitted by Bagger on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 6:53 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 9 | Imelda Marcos | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Doc Severinsen | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 100 |
| 6 | Tom Brokaw | Alive | 86 |
| 5 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 100 |
| 3 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 2 | Yoko Ono | Alive | 93 |
| 1 | Robert Wagner | Alive | 96 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003