This list was submitted by HubertJNess on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 5:10 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bruce Willis | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 8 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 5 | Harvey Weinstein | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 3 | Tippi Hedren | Alive | 96 |
| 2 | Ruth Buzzi | May 1st, 2025 | 88 |
| 1 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 |
| 2 points | 1 hit | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998