This list was submitted by shroom on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 3:58 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
| 9 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
| 8 | Doc Severinsen | Alive | ? |
| 7 | William Daniels | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 5 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Robert Wagner | Alive | 95 |
| 3 | Vladimir Putin | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Mitch McConnell | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999